Top 10 reasons to have sex with David Letterman
By W "purple" Hayes
10. The governor of NY has to be cool
9. Lovely view of Times Square from his "love shack"
8. Interns can fetch coffee and condoms from Ruport's Hello Deli
7. Ted Kennedy would have wanted it that way
6. Sarah Palin's daughter would have wanted it that way
5. Paul Shaffer would not have wanted it that way. (He wrote it's raining men)
4. "No head, no back stage pass!".
3. Andy Rooney never said on on word
2. Biff will tell you what time Letterman will "see you"
1. Best way to meet Dave's mom!
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