3rd Round here I come

I am so amped that I made the third round of Athens Last comic Standing.

I did alot of new material and do to some technical issues beyond my control I could not get a good video of the performance. If you missed me on monday you can catch me at Seney Stovall Chapel tomorrow at 7:30 I will be performing along with Kelvin Williams, Eric Slauson, Yohance Collins, and the UGA Phirst Pham.


btw I stay fly here is a throwback to the last time ugastyle took my picture

ya boy in the Red and Black

Check me out being interviewed...about The Varsity??? There is no such thing as bad press I guess.

*Bonus* Check out my first article in the Red and Black

Throwback Thursday

This who I was considering for last week. Probably the my first introduction to what a comedian was, and what they could do was through Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is a pioneer and comedian from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He has been doing stand up since 1962. He broke many barriers in T.V. with I Spy, Fat Albert and the Cosby kids, and The Cosby Show. Some of my first T.V. memories are watching Cosby Show reruns with my grandparents. As I got older I was able to enjoy Cosby's stand up, especially Himself. Himself was funny and probably the best special I have ever seen from a comedian sitting down. Although I don't agree with the recent coments Bill Cosby has been making in the 2000's and I would recommend Michael Eric Dyson's book Is Bill Cosby Right? there is no denying that Bill Cosby is one of best comedians to ever do it..

Here is a clip from Himself.
Bill Cosby Himself - Chocolate Cake


and my favorite Opening of any T.V. show. I generally hate openings but this one was ill. I wish I could start off my day like this. Season 5 Opening

Hayes

Me and my boy B. Cove just destroyed this Jay-Z and Kanye West Hate. We took this song to address haters and turned into a song with our name all over it. Click here to download the track

Ronnie Jordan

A few people have asked me who is this Ronnie Jordan guy that I talk so much about. Ronnie Jordan is an Atlanta comedian that is currently a resident of Athens. He a real stand up dude and that is not a play on words. Big homie let me open for him this past Tuesday in front of a large UGA crowd, and it went well. Make shure you look him up he has one of the livest Facebook pages out. (I know we trying to get him to tweet more), but definably if you here Ronnie is in your area make shure you look out because he is a very funny dude.


Here is clip of Ronnie Jordan from the Bad Boys of Comedy



Also Ronnie spelled my name Rob "Haze" I might change it to that as my stage name feedback...what yall think.

Throwback Thursday

This one was the hardest to decide. If you have not noticed I have been doing my Throwback Influences so far in order by my favorite comedians. Today's is a comedian that when I saw I was not only like "Hey, I can do that!", but I felt like I can relate. I always say that this guy is the 1960's Jewish New Yorker version of my true self. I know if that wasn't a stretch to some of you then you been killing those Rosa Acosta tapes. He is definably the reason that many times I rock glasses in my routines.

That's right its Comic great and film legend Woody Allen. I first saw him when watching Annie Hall so that I can figure out how it beat Star Wars A New Hope for best picture. What I witnessed was one of the best films I ever seen, and instantly one of my favorite comedians. Ever since then I have been a huge Woody Allen fan. I mean you can stay awkward and be with hot chicks to me that is like James Bond.

It feels so good being in the second round!

I had a good show last night. It was my first time with a real dressing room that made it extra cool. The next round is in two weeks so if you didn't come out I will be getting 5 to 7 ten minutes. If you didn't catch it the title is a reference to Tracy McGrady. Shout out to everyone that came out and helped me to get 2nd place in votes. Once again the sound on my camera is messing up so I need to maybe invest in a new camera but here is the video.

Last Comic Standing Round 1 from Rob Hayes on Vimeo.

Raaaaaaaandy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy is a comedian that is created by Aziz Ansari, that is hilarious, but actually not. Sometimes I am laughing with Aziz, but other times I question my taste cause I am laughing with Randy.

"This Guy knows what I'm talking about!"

check out the new "Hate" too lol

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

Throwback Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why I took so long to start doing this. Since there are soo many comedians out there I think that I am going to showcase a different throwback influence every Thursday. The next influence is none other than who many call the Greatest to ever do it Richard Pryor. I do not remember the first time I saw Richard Pryor I remember him being in a wheel chair on Malcolm and Eddie, and thinking what happened to him, so I know I knew who he was before then. The hardest thing is finding a good clip there are soo many good ones.

Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor III (December 2, 1940 – December 10, 2005) was definantly a legend in Comedy. Jerry Seinfeld called him, "The Picasso of our profession".

Pryor On Fire - Pt. 1 Of 3 - Click here for more home videos

Inside Her

The homie Sean Falyon video is too dope. From an artistic standpoint, and a looking at women's bodies standpoint. Shout to Sean Falyon and make sure you follow him on Twitter @ Twitter.com/SeanFalyon. And if you have not copped the Mr. Falyon meets SMKA what are you waiting on?

Sean Falyon - Inside Her from Kombo Ch on Vimeo.

(Via 2dopeboyz)

I can't wait !

Other than the Blueprint 3 there are two albums I am anticipating. Kid Cudi's Man on the Moon : End of Days and Wale's Attention Deficit. I have a feeling these are gonna be instant classics.

Man On The Moon: The End Of Day - Asteroid Trailer from DP on Vimeo.

Comedy Contest comming Soon!!!!!!

Make sure you come out and support me if you are in Athens, GA this is the first round and i need support to advance in the comedy competition. I am already super compettive so this is a serious thing for me. I need audience participation so come out ready to yell like Kiki Shepard is waving her hand over my head. Shout to Rodd Beedog for the title idea lol

What started it all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is back in the vault. Really my first time experimenting with impressions, and stand up all together. I was going for this Bernie Mac on Def Comedy Jam idea I had and got the homie Rich Rock to DJ while I perform. I realized earlier in the week that this clip wasn't on the Tube so I had to put it up.

My first Time going up from Rob Hayes on Vimeo.

Funny and Fly ("G" Thang edition)

Check this video out! Straight Locing this morning. The 20 dollar dub sac is funny. And the fact that Cube makes a cameo in a Stussy shirt makes it even more Fly.

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