Meastro Knows Season 3: Ibn Jasper

it is sooo appropriate that I post this as I will be traveling to the Chi this upcoming week. Funny thing is this time last year I was walking down that same street that Ibn is walking down.

Maestro Knows - Episode 3 (Ibn Jasper) from Maestro Knows on Vimeo.

This Wednesday I will be doing my first open mic outside of the A in Chicago hopefully at the Jokes and Notes Comedy Club on the South Side.

Fly Union ft. Big Sean Po'ed Up

Fly.Union ft. Big Sean "Poed Up" from Palestra Creative on Vimeo.

Merry Christmas

Shout out to the homie Decatur Dan for filming this. This is the teaser to a special Christmas Present from The Cool Kids and Don Cannon.

Don Cannon + Cool Kids: Merry Xmas from Decatur Dan on Vimeo.

of course if you didn't know this cover is spoofing the cover of the Classic in movie covers National Lampoon's Vaction series.
>>>Click here to download Merry Christmas

Darryl Damn

I met Darryl this summer one of my first times going up. I will never forget hearing his crazy laugh from the stage. Darryl is hilarious on and off stage and is a real down to earth guy. I appreciate all his advice when he gives it.

Uptown Comedy Corner

I been performing at Uptown Comedy Corner this week and I been meeting some Dope comedians. I also have been learning a lot and have had many experiences. I got a chance to perform many comedians all who have been helpful in there own way. I haven't been booked yet but I have been taking a stab at this open mic thing.

Throwback Thursday

This thursday and for the next couple of Thursdays I plan on doing something a little different. In stead of highlighting traditional Stand up comedians i will take a look at some of my favorite members of the Not Ready for Primetime Players. This week it will be Garrett Morris. You may know him as uncle Junior from The Jamie Foxx Show others may know him as Stan Martin's boss on Martin, but Garrett was the only black cast member of the original SNL cast in 1975.Often history looks at him as a stereotype and the token black member of the cast.This has been satired by In Living Color.

Here is some Christmas cheer from the OG SNL cast

It helps when your Advisor is a Comic

I been meaning to post more spotlights on comics I actually know. Followers don't worry more original content is coming very soon. I have big plans for 2010.
One of the main reasons that I do comedy is my adviser and mentor in the game Marc LaMotte. Marc is a vet, in the stand up game. Marc was the 2009 winner of the Athens Last Comic Standing competition. He is a really good guy and a funny comedian. He has some jokes that I always find funny definite classics in my eyes. Check out Marc LaMotte on rooftop comedy and who still uses? Myspace

The Throwback Thursday about Nothing

Everyone that knows me can tell you that I am a huge fan of Jerry Seinfeld. One of my earliest memories is watching Seinfeld with my mother. I remember when my teacher asked our fourth grade class what happened on the last episode of Seinfeld I was the only person in the class that was able to tell her every event from the water in the ear to the water out of the ear. My softmore year of college the one thing that brought my 6 roommates together was our love for Seinfeld. The thing that I learned the most through Seinfeld is observational humor and how he makes everything out of nothing. That is why the show based on his stand up is often called the show about nothing. Also, Seinfeld co-creator Larry David is responsible for one of my all time favorite shows Curb Your Enthusiasm on which this season they did a full Seinfeld reunion.

I used to love the small bits of standup either before or after each sketch.

The ultimate for a hip hop head and Seinfeld fan like myself is one of my favorite rappers Wale created a Seinfeld themed mixtape. In this tape fellow sneaker head used the iconic pictures of the Seinfeld cast feet as a cover and classic moments from the show to enhance his tape.
>>>Download the mixtape about nothing

Onion News at it again!!!

Shy Ronnie feat. Rihanna - Fire and Ice

Where We're going we don't need roads

Kanye West Ye's barber Ibn Jasper got the oppurtunity of a lifetime to recreate the influential scene from BTTF2 in the new Hundreds x DeLorean Motor Company car.

Black "Jags" DeLorean + Black Yeezy's + Black Jasper 5 Panel = Black on Black on Black

Throwback Thursday!

Clerow Wilson Jr., known professionally as Flip Wilson, (December 8, 1933 – November 25, 1998) was an American comedian and actor. Time magazine featured his image on their cover and named him "TV's first black superstar". During the 1960s, Wilson became a regular at the Apollo Theater in Harlem and was a favorite guest on The Tonight Show, Laugh-In, and The Ed Sullivan Show.
When I was in the third or fourth grade I remember our family first getting TV Land and my Mother, Father, and Grandmother was watching the Flip Wilson Show. I was amazed that in the early 1970's Flip was able to have his own reality show that featured black and white music artist. Also through this show I was able to see comedians like Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. If it was not for the success of the Flip Wilson Show who knows if there would have been a Richard Pryor Show, In Living Color, Chappele's Show, or Wild'N Out. I later read that George Carlin was a writer on the Flip Wilson Show. Flip had many characters but none is more infamous than Rev. Leroy and Geraldine.

Funny or Fly TV

Here is the first installment of Funny or Fly T.V. This past Wednesday I got the chance to interview Lavar Walker the host of Uptown Comedy Corner's Wild Out Wednesday. We were talking about comedy as well as various topics. Shout out to Chris "Duckmann" Simms and Nick da ANR for helping me put this together.


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Rob HaZe
Lavar Walker
Chris aka Duckmann
Nick da ANR

>>previous spotlight on Lavar Walker

Dave Waite

I just performed with this guy Dave Waite tonight here in Athens. He was really cool, look for him on Comedy Central Live at Gotham.

Dope Music In the streets!!!!

I'm patiently waiting on the release of the Clipse album Til the casket drops. I do not condone the activities of the Doorman video, but it is sooo catchy I can't get this song out of my head.

Clipse - Doorman Music Video - Til The Casket Drops Dec 8 from Malice of the Clipse on Vimeo.

also the Forever of underground rap came out this week with Chip the Ripper's Fat Raps feat. Curren$y x Big Sean produced by Chuck Engligh of the Cool Kids

Download Fat Raps Here!

Throwback Thursday

Funny or Fly Followers know I go in every Thursday, and try to put you on my influences in the game. Every week has been special. This week's comedian is someone that is one of my oldest memories. I first saw Robin Harris when I saw House Party for first time. Then of course one of my all-time favorite movies as a child Bebe's Kids where they made an entire cartoon based on his stand up. Later in my life, I experienced watching the classic, Do The Right Thing and of course the comic releif of that film was none other than Sweet Dick Willy played by Robin Harris. I think that if I were to name my son today he might be named Richard William for that reason lol. Tragically he died in 1990. He was also in the classic films Mo Betta Blues (a personal favorite), and Eddie Murphy's Harlem Knights.



I gotta find this Nike shirt!!! DTRT 20th anniversary year 2009 Nike made this shirt for the celebration and they honored what character? Non other than the one played by Robin Harris. "It aint Never Too Hot to Do It" best Just Do It shirt ever.

Lavar Walker

I haven't posted anything comedy in a while. The big homie Lavar Walker is a comedian currently living in Atlanta that is originally from Chi-town. One of the people I look up to in the comedy game. He is a very funny guy and the host of Wild Out Wednesday at Uptown Comedy Corner in Atlanta check him out. Also he is a tweeter read his tweets @comedianLavar He does the best T.I. impersonation on the planet.

One day I will be able to stunt like this...

Big Sean Limited Edition Pow! @ RSVP Gallery Chicago from @superfun on Vimeo.

Don't tell me to getcha some cause I can't

Whiplash

I'm starting to get like MTV2 The Box, more content is coming.
Anyway this video is from my favorite group's LA Chapter. All though I never heard a Live Starting 5 song I know when they make something its gonna be sick.

UGA's got Talent!

They coulda got me to be Wayne!

I got UGA buzzin with 'My Weezy' can't wait to do it on stage.

10 Deep

This is becoming one of my favorite brands. I like that they dope and not on that following tip like the rest of these brands.I like many other brands out there, but 10 Deep has been doing it for a minute. There stuff can be smart, it can be cool, and it looks good.

10.Deep Winter 2009/2010 Photoshoot Preview from 10 Deep on Vimeo.

Wu Tang!!!

THis is one of my favorite songs cause it has Meth, ODB, Ghosface and Raekwon. Everyone nose I am a fan of Legos so this video only makes sense to me.

Wu-Tang Lego: Da Mystery of Chessboxin' from davo on Vimeo.

Dope Music In the streets!!!!

Wale's highly anticipated album Attention Deficit is in stores now! And he has been everywhere from Jimmy Fallon to the local news.


Also my boys the Cool Kids dropped a video for Knocked out. In this video there are two important thinks the Proline cap Concord blue combo and proof that the Live Starting Five will be the Cool Kids x Pac Div. What card game can you play with 5 people???

The Cool Kids - New Music - More Music Videos

BTW the GLC posts dont make since if you dont have Gone Fishing.

Throwback Thursday!

Sorry the last couple Thursdays has been extremly hard. I am a little sick today but I still want to keep this post going. I first learned of Lenny Bruce through Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest comedians he was number 3. Above Rodney Dangerfield, Eddie Murphy, Woody Allen and Chris Rock. The only people in front of him on the list were Richard Pryor and George Carlin, two comics heavily influenced by Bruce. He was arrested many times for the content of his comedy, and he was fearless able to talk about anything, no matter the consequences. Alot of his stuff is still edgy enough to make Patton Oswalt blush.
read bio via Wiki

Bad Romance

I don't Know how I feel about this video. It looks like the typical overexposed B-side album video, but of course Ga Ga takes that to the next level.

Sean Falyon "BE" everywhere

SEAN FALYON "BE" EVERYWHERE : COMING SOON from Sean Falyon on Vimeo.

On the real this summer Sean Falyon was everywhere. I remember one time I went up to him and was like, "every where I go I see Sean Falyon." And he said, "... so I'm a groupie hoe now?" LMAO shout out to my boy doing his thing.

Young Dro x Young LA x Lil Duvall x Mike Epps

Yesss!!!!

The Supra TK Society “X-Games” will finally get a release date some time in November. According to Supra, they have…”decided to drop a limited run of these hyper-colored TK’s after hearing your cries for blood.” Supra will release 600 pairs of each colorway in late November. I can't wait... Oh yeah and you can consider the those Black and Pinks copped

Throwback Thursday

It has been a long day. I didn't forget about you guys. I got a a good one comming next week. This one is a lost legend that doesn't get the attention that she should. Ask your grandmother who the baddest chick is and she will say Moms Mabley.

Mabley was born Loretta Mary Aiken into a large family of twelve children in Brevard, Transylvania County, North Carolina. Her father, James P. Aiken, owned and operated several businesses while her mother, Mary, kept home and took in boarders. Her father died a sudden accidental death when she was eleven.By the age of fifteen Mabley had been raped twice and had two children that were given up for adoption. After being forced by her stepfather to marry a much older man she despised and being encouraged by her grandmother to strike out on her own, she ran away to Cleveland, Ohio with a traveling minstrel show where she began singing and entertaining.

She took her stage name, Jackie Mabley, from an early boyfriend, commenting to Ebony magazine in a 1970s interview that he'd taken so much from her, it was the least she could do to take his name. Later she became known as "Moms" because she was indeed "Mom" to many other comedians on the circuit in the 1950s and 60s. She was one of the top women doing stand-up in her heyday, and recorded more than 20 albums of comedy routines. She appeared in movies, on television, and in clubs.

Mabley was one of the most successful entertainers of the black vaudeville Chitlin' circuit, earning US$10,000 a week at Harlem's Apollo Theater at the height of her career. She made her New York City debut at Connie's Inn in Harlem.[3]

In the 1960s, she become known to a wider white audience, playing Carnegie Hall in 1962, and making a number of mainstream TV appearances.
(Bio via wikipedia)

Today is a Big Day!!!!!!!!!

I got two shows today so get ready Athens!

First at 9 I will be at the Office lounge

Then at 10:30 I will be at New Earth

People Will sample anything!!!!

I was cracking up when I first heard Jason Derulo song Whatcha Say cause I know that the idea came from a SNL sketch based on The O.C. I was disappointed to see that other people were ignorant of the whole Dear Sister phenomenon so here it is....
The O.C.

SNL

Watcha Say

GLC Still Crazy

Throwback Thursday!

Today is Throwback Thursday, and today's choice might be a little bit of a surprise, but it is definably a great and an innovator. This Sunday I watched the Jim Carey movie Man on the Moon. I remembered the greatness that is Andy Kaufman. Before Tom Green, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Kennedy and any other prank or stunt show Andy Kaufman pulled stunts on real shows and only a select few were in on the joke. He added an alternative style to comedy that is now used by acts like Demitri Martin. As a frequent guest on David Letterman, SNL, and the short lived Fridays he would pull different stunts that seemed crazy at the time. Andy Kaufman was a true genius and on May 16, 1984 we lost him to Cancer. Here are just a few of his many infamous stunts.


Mighty Mouse

Michael | MySpace Video

Jerry Lawler vs Andy Kaufman; Lawler & Kaufman on Letterman
by NorthernLightsBomb

New Dave Chappelle

Evidently the Internet is buzzing about a 5 hour set Dave did here is a recent clip from Dave at the Laugh Factory.

The Butta Buddah Show!!!!

Check me out on The Butta Buddah Show on Sundays from 6-8. I will be performing this Saturday at the Classic City Comedy Show at the Office Lounge in Athens Georgia and Unearthed at New Earth Music Hall.

Kanye West x Spike Jonze "We were Once a Fairytale"

"We Were Once A Fairytale" - Kanye West Dir: Spike Jonze @ Yahoo! Video

Look for Ibn Jasper's cameo. And Fonzworth Bentley being a bad ass just like he was on South Park.

Thowback Thursday

I know I am late, but I really have not felt like posting since being eliminated from Athens Last Comic Standing. Anyway today I am focusing on one of the Most important comedians ever. This is because he put sooo many people on. When Rodney Dangerfield put you on his specials that means that you made it. Even when he was wrong it was memorable. Rodney also made a transition to classic films like Caddyshack and my favorite Dangerfield work Back to School.

Caddyshack





Back to School



Unfortunately Rodney died at 82 in 2004. Click Here to read more about Rodney Dangerfield

My Dad's Top 10

Top 10 reasons to have sex with David Letterman

By W "purple" Hayes


10. The governor of NY has to be cool

9. Lovely view of Times Square from his "love shack"

8. Interns can fetch coffee and condoms from Ruport's Hello Deli

7. Ted Kennedy would have wanted it that way

6. Sarah Palin's daughter would have wanted it that way

5. Paul Shaffer would not have wanted it that way. (He wrote it's raining men)

4. "No head, no back stage pass!".
3. Andy Rooney never said on on word

2. Biff will tell you what time Letterman will "see you"

1. Best way to meet Dave's mom!

What's going on?

Throwback Thursday

Today's comedian is the late great Redd Foxx. The reason that my dad is probably so in to comedy is my Grandfather being a fan of Redd Foxx. It is amazing that Redd got his own show in the 1970's because his act was so dirty, but part of his genius was that he was just as funny clean.

Foxx was born in St. Louis, Missouri and raised on Chicago's South Side. His mother was half Seminole. His father, an electrician, left the family when Foxx was four. He was raised by his mother, his minister, and his grandmother. He briefly attended DuSable High School with future Chicago mayor Harold Washington, but never graduated.

Moving to New York in the early 1940s, he was an associate of Malcolm Little later known as Malcolm X. In Malcolm's autobiography, Foxx is referred to as "Chicago Red, the funniest dishwasher on this earth." Foxx earned the nickname due to his reddish hair and complexion. His stage name surname was taken from baseball star Jimmie Foxx.Foxx gained notoriety with his nightclub act (considered by the standards of the time to be raunchy). His stand-up performances were later released as "party" albums and became very popular.

He was also one of the first black comics to play to white audiences on the Las Vegas Strip. Foxx used his starring role on Sanford and Son to help get jobs for his friends such as LaWanda Page, Slappy White, Gregory Sierra, and Noriyuki "Pat" Morita.


read the rest..

This must Stop!!!!!!

Go buy some TK's I am sick of people skating in exclusive kicks. That shit is not cool, stop it!!!!!!! I would have paid so much for some Yeezys and these dudes get em for free and trash em.

Maestro Knows - Episode 6 (Air Yeezy Skate) from Maestro Knows on Vimeo.

Louis Flip from ibn jasper on Vimeo.

2 Tricks from ibn jasper on Vimeo.

I'm in UGA Style !

I am in UGA style now for my new trademark the Flip Ups.
As you praly know Dwayne Wayne from A Different World used to kill these but I been killing these since the Papparazi video.

Check out UGA style

Round 3 comming soon

This is almost the big one. I am in the Final Four of Athens Last Comic Standing competition I get 10 15 minutes this time so it is gonna be crucial the most time I have ever gotten.
Atlanta Fam this might be the time to think about making that trip to Athens. Remeber to come to New Earth Music Hall Monday October 12, 2009.

It's crazy how commedians can reveal there deepest fears in front of the audience

I am not shocked that Dave said what he did. Dave is still the man, and this is proof that he is a real dude. Very funny for a weatherman.

Throwback Thursday

Dont Forget I will be hosting Thursday Night Live at Seney Stoval Chapel behind the Varsity at 8 . Today's edition is a legend that opened doors for people like Richard Pryor and everyone to come after him. Unfortunately he was and often is compared to Bill Cosby, but like Cosby said himself the only thing they have in common is race, and I guess age.


Dick Gregory is still doing his thang and brings his humor and comedy to everywhere he goes.

Wild n' out

Back when this Kobe vs. Timmy commercial came out people didn't get that it was a reference to Wild Style. Wild Style was the original hip hop culture movie directed by Fab 5 Freddy.

Look again at one of my favorite videos

Sprite - Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan - 1998
by GarfieldFan2000

3rd Round here I come

I am so amped that I made the third round of Athens Last comic Standing.

I did alot of new material and do to some technical issues beyond my control I could not get a good video of the performance. If you missed me on monday you can catch me at Seney Stovall Chapel tomorrow at 7:30 I will be performing along with Kelvin Williams, Eric Slauson, Yohance Collins, and the UGA Phirst Pham.


btw I stay fly here is a throwback to the last time ugastyle took my picture

ya boy in the Red and Black

Check me out being interviewed...about The Varsity??? There is no such thing as bad press I guess.

*Bonus* Check out my first article in the Red and Black

Throwback Thursday

This who I was considering for last week. Probably the my first introduction to what a comedian was, and what they could do was through Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is a pioneer and comedian from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He has been doing stand up since 1962. He broke many barriers in T.V. with I Spy, Fat Albert and the Cosby kids, and The Cosby Show. Some of my first T.V. memories are watching Cosby Show reruns with my grandparents. As I got older I was able to enjoy Cosby's stand up, especially Himself. Himself was funny and probably the best special I have ever seen from a comedian sitting down. Although I don't agree with the recent coments Bill Cosby has been making in the 2000's and I would recommend Michael Eric Dyson's book Is Bill Cosby Right? there is no denying that Bill Cosby is one of best comedians to ever do it..

Here is a clip from Himself.
Bill Cosby Himself - Chocolate Cake


and my favorite Opening of any T.V. show. I generally hate openings but this one was ill. I wish I could start off my day like this. Season 5 Opening

Hayes

Me and my boy B. Cove just destroyed this Jay-Z and Kanye West Hate. We took this song to address haters and turned into a song with our name all over it. Click here to download the track

Ronnie Jordan

A few people have asked me who is this Ronnie Jordan guy that I talk so much about. Ronnie Jordan is an Atlanta comedian that is currently a resident of Athens. He a real stand up dude and that is not a play on words. Big homie let me open for him this past Tuesday in front of a large UGA crowd, and it went well. Make shure you look him up he has one of the livest Facebook pages out. (I know we trying to get him to tweet more), but definably if you here Ronnie is in your area make shure you look out because he is a very funny dude.


Here is clip of Ronnie Jordan from the Bad Boys of Comedy



Also Ronnie spelled my name Rob "Haze" I might change it to that as my stage name feedback...what yall think.

Throwback Thursday

This one was the hardest to decide. If you have not noticed I have been doing my Throwback Influences so far in order by my favorite comedians. Today's is a comedian that when I saw I was not only like "Hey, I can do that!", but I felt like I can relate. I always say that this guy is the 1960's Jewish New Yorker version of my true self. I know if that wasn't a stretch to some of you then you been killing those Rosa Acosta tapes. He is definably the reason that many times I rock glasses in my routines.

That's right its Comic great and film legend Woody Allen. I first saw him when watching Annie Hall so that I can figure out how it beat Star Wars A New Hope for best picture. What I witnessed was one of the best films I ever seen, and instantly one of my favorite comedians. Ever since then I have been a huge Woody Allen fan. I mean you can stay awkward and be with hot chicks to me that is like James Bond.

It feels so good being in the second round!

I had a good show last night. It was my first time with a real dressing room that made it extra cool. The next round is in two weeks so if you didn't come out I will be getting 5 to 7 ten minutes. If you didn't catch it the title is a reference to Tracy McGrady. Shout out to everyone that came out and helped me to get 2nd place in votes. Once again the sound on my camera is messing up so I need to maybe invest in a new camera but here is the video.

Last Comic Standing Round 1 from Rob Hayes on Vimeo.

Raaaaaaaandy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy is a comedian that is created by Aziz Ansari, that is hilarious, but actually not. Sometimes I am laughing with Aziz, but other times I question my taste cause I am laughing with Randy.

"This Guy knows what I'm talking about!"

check out the new "Hate" too lol

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

Throwback Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why I took so long to start doing this. Since there are soo many comedians out there I think that I am going to showcase a different throwback influence every Thursday. The next influence is none other than who many call the Greatest to ever do it Richard Pryor. I do not remember the first time I saw Richard Pryor I remember him being in a wheel chair on Malcolm and Eddie, and thinking what happened to him, so I know I knew who he was before then. The hardest thing is finding a good clip there are soo many good ones.

Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor III (December 2, 1940 – December 10, 2005) was definantly a legend in Comedy. Jerry Seinfeld called him, "The Picasso of our profession".

Pryor On Fire - Pt. 1 Of 3 - Click here for more home videos

Inside Her

The homie Sean Falyon video is too dope. From an artistic standpoint, and a looking at women's bodies standpoint. Shout to Sean Falyon and make sure you follow him on Twitter @ Twitter.com/SeanFalyon. And if you have not copped the Mr. Falyon meets SMKA what are you waiting on?

Sean Falyon - Inside Her from Kombo Ch on Vimeo.

(Via 2dopeboyz)

I can't wait !

Other than the Blueprint 3 there are two albums I am anticipating. Kid Cudi's Man on the Moon : End of Days and Wale's Attention Deficit. I have a feeling these are gonna be instant classics.

Man On The Moon: The End Of Day - Asteroid Trailer from DP on Vimeo.

Comedy Contest comming Soon!!!!!!

Make sure you come out and support me if you are in Athens, GA this is the first round and i need support to advance in the comedy competition. I am already super compettive so this is a serious thing for me. I need audience participation so come out ready to yell like Kiki Shepard is waving her hand over my head. Shout to Rodd Beedog for the title idea lol

What started it all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is back in the vault. Really my first time experimenting with impressions, and stand up all together. I was going for this Bernie Mac on Def Comedy Jam idea I had and got the homie Rich Rock to DJ while I perform. I realized earlier in the week that this clip wasn't on the Tube so I had to put it up.

My first Time going up from Rob Hayes on Vimeo.

Funny and Fly ("G" Thang edition)

Check this video out! Straight Locing this morning. The 20 dollar dub sac is funny. And the fact that Cube makes a cameo in a Stussy shirt makes it even more Fly.

Dr. Dre - New Music - More Music Videos

Dude Knows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After 10 years of waiting the Bo Jackson original color way Nike Trainer SC is back. Even though I am a dawg for life, people will definably see these Auburn inspired shoes on my feet. They are a Quikstrike release so hunting will take place. If you like fresh stuff you already know this, but have you seen the Dude knows shirts? or know where they come from.

Young Jack Thriller

Check this video this had me rolling.

Throwback Influence

From about the 8th grade to now i have been a huge fan of this comic. When I heard his comedy I immediately began to input his material to my everyday life. I was really sad when I heard that he had died. We truly lost a legend, and I wish I could have met or seen George Carlin in person. One of the illest.

I want to do this!!!

Anybody who knows me knows that I am really into the whole vintage look. I always am keeping up with Fruition so it's only right I post the makers of one of my favorite brands at a store i got to shop at before i die.

Pusha T x Fruition from Malice of the Clipse on Vimeo.

Funny Stuff

Man when I get famous for real I want to be able to hang out with GLC. This dude be cracking me up. Listen to learn about the church game for real.

Throwback Influence

Pretty Much for the first clip I had to do one of the big ones. No comedian in my opinion has had more influence on me wanting to do stand up than this guy. I have been quoted to say the funniest person in the history of the planet, and even that is an understatement. I even paid to see Pluto Nash and Holy Man cause that's the homie. Check this clip and also listen to the P.E. song to see if you can catch my favorite comedian being sampled by my favorite rap group.

Vick is an Eagle

It's official fokes. The A has been waiting a long time for this. Mike Vick is an Eagle and to the enjoyment of Vick fans they will be playing the Falcons on December 6. Falcons fans know Michael Vick had trouble winning in Philadelphia so now as an Eagle he'll put an end to that.

My Stand Up from 8/3/2009

This is what the Homie Nick da ANR over at Governed by Loyalty had to say about ya boy.

"This is a Video of the homie Rob Hayes and his stand up show in Athens at The Office Lounge last week. The Show was Hosted by Ronnie Jordan From Comic View and Bad Boys of Comedy. Rob is a up and coming comedian here in Atlanta and in Athens as he finishes up school at UGA . He is def one of our close friends so spread the word and support him. We will have more info on material and shows Rob has coming up in the future.

“I be riding with the windows down cause it’s cool, not cause I ain’t got no AC … “

Shouts out to Rob. Keep the Laughs coming homie , lol ….

Also make sure you follow Rob on twitter for you daily laughs : http://twitter.com/robertistheMan

Thumbs up !"

My Stand up from August 3 2009 from Rob Hayes on Vimeo.

thanks to Nick and Kei for the post

Finally It's here

This is a huge moment in my life right now. So many things are coming together. Between my comedy and getting my stuff out there. I come up with new bits all the time and now I finally have an outlet to get my stuff to the people. Basically the blog will always have something interesting going on either original content or something that is related to my interest at the time so check it out cause it's always gonna be Funny or Fly